03 / The story
How a dog got a ticker
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Chapter one
The puppy
Arrived small, loud and entirely uninvited by the furniture. Cost the household one charging cable and a corner of the rug inside a fortnight.
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Chapter two
The doorway
Picked the spot beside the desk and never renegotiated it. Close enough to supervise, far enough to deny involvement.
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Chapter three
The shirt
The shirt was a joke that stopped being a joke. He wore it in one photo, the photo went around, and a lot of people decided the dog was one of theirs.
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Chapter four
The ticker
One billion tokens on Arbitrum One, paired against WETH on Uniswap. He slept through the deployment and has not asked about the chart once.
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